On the big bed (my wife would have a fit)
He has nice trim nails now, pity they are hidden
He has his phone number embroidered on this vest
(frequently asked questions)
Question: Dave, I notice that your vests have a lot of fancy stitching, is that necessary?
Question: Dave, you seem like a nice generous kind guy, can I lend some money off you?
Question: Dave, If the Queen of England came to you and said "one of my Corgi's has gorn blind, will you make it a vest?", would you do it?
Question: Dave, this vest idea seems terrific, are you a Sagittarius?
Question: Dave, I really would like one of these vests for my dog, but have very little money, if I sent you nude pictures of myself (tasteful, of course), would that do as payment?
Question: Dave, the hoop might protect Pepe's eyes and nose, what automobile do you drive?
Answer: A Fiat 126. Click here to see it
Question: Dave, I see that the hoop is made from a tough nylon tubing, with aluminium tubing inside, are you married?
Question: Dave, you have said in the past that Pepe wears his vest for 18 hours a day, can I lend some money off you?